Chris Valenti

Chris Valenti – Actor/Writer/Filmmaker/Singer-Songwriter/Comedian

01/16 2018

A misfired text message during a first date results in an awkward but silent battle.
This film was produced by the film community ‘We Make Movies’ after the script won their 2016 Production Fund Contest! It premiered at the Dances With Films film festival in 2017 in Hollywood at the Chinese Theater.
Starring Michelle Loucadoux, John Bigham, Chris Valenti, Amy Schumacher, and Ryan Murphy among many more.


I wrote a song for a hurricane relief benefit tomorrow night at Molly Malone’s. If you’re in LA, come see some great local songwriters and support an urgent and important cause.
Here’s the invite…

Here’s the song…


FaceBook Invite

04/10 2016

This movie director is more than happy to help you out on your first date…

This is other short film I made, along with The Exchange, with the funds from the Kickstarter campaign we did back in 2013!! It played at a number of film festivals.

Great cast includes Leilani Wyatt, Kerry Liu, Alejandra Morin, Kristine Kreska, Jimi Yamagishi, Steve Pellegren, Emily Banks, and many more. Much thanks to Nathan Paul, Chad Kukahiko, Sam Mestman, Sam Rosenthal, and all the other terrific folks at the We Make Movies film collective.

04/10 2016

Porn flick rehearsal…

Featuring: Thom Rivera, Michael Beardsley, Jessica Rothert, Dawn Bower, Steve Brock, Mariah June


Can your relationship handle the truth?

Doug Van Bebber, Laura Azevedo, Bob Bancroft, Felicia Marie, Chris Valenti, Kylia Azevedo-Jones, Brian Lally, Brendan Weinhold, Emily Banks, Ian Grey, Natalie Weldon, Hayley McCarthy, Lydia Nelson, Lou Johnson, Karen Jean Olds, Adam Pilver, Victoria Verdi, Michael Verdi, Lorenzo Marquez.


Three Reels in one… Jump ahead
0:00 Horror / Thriller
3:00 Romantic Comedy
5:00 Characters

Chris Valenti Acting Reel 2016 from Chris Valenti on Vimeo.


Honesty Trial Poster

My short film “February” (also known as “The Honesty Trial“) will have its world premiere this Friday at the Burbank International Film Festival as 1/12 of the feature film “TWELVE

From what I’ve seen of it, this feature film turned out to be pretty darn impressive – I have to say. So many of the other short films in this collaboration are just terrific. I’m very excited to be a part of this thing!

The Fest is also a throwing a big party that night with a red carpet and lots of complimentary food and drinks. Your ticket to the movie gets you in to the party (which starts at 8:30 – our movie shows at 10:30 FYI – we’re going to the party first!!) Party info –

Come join us Friday night for a lot of fun!!


Proud to have DIRECTION’s world premiere at the 18th Dances With Film festival, held at Hollywood’s Chinese Theater.


Chris Earth Valentine

Celebrate Valenti’nes Day with me at Genghis Cohen this Saturday night. Bring your loved one (or your lack-of one) and I’ll serenade you with love songs so heartfelt and sweet it’s criminal. If you know me at all, you know I’ve never been heartbroken or bitter. And this soft tenderness comes through in every song I’ve ever written for any loved one.

And if you’re wondering…. yes, we’ll have sex after.

Sat Feb 14, 8pm
Genghis Cohen
740 N Fairfax Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90069

And a few other fun things coming up:

SENSITIVE JOHNSON screening – Sunday, March 8th, 8pm – Three of Clubs, 1123 Vine St, Los Angeles, CA 90038. The film collective We Make Movies will be screening the feature film I wrote and shot a decade ago. It went to about 20 festivals and features a slew of terrific actors who, well, look really young. It’s the first public screening since 2007. The film has been called a cult classic, unfortunately I may be the only one in that cult. Join Me!!!!

14 DAYS OF VALENTI’NES SHORT ROM COM – If we’re not connected on Facebook, feel free to connect. During February I’ve been posting a romantic comedy short film I’ve made each day.